The Constitutional Monarchy of North Bageistania is a huge, genial nation, notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 431 million North Bageistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The North Bageistanian economy, worth 22.4 trillion Bageistanian Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,978 Bageistanian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bageistania's national animal is the The Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

North Bageistania is ranked 94,800^th in the world and 385^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 84.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.